The Kingdom of Womble 3884 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.861 billion Womble 3884ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Womble 3884ian economy, worth 395 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,636 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,688 per year while the poor average 2,798, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3884's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 3884 is ranked 231,251^st in the world and 5,121^st in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.